Why the fuck do I have to listen to your entire phone conversation when I’m just trying to mind my own business? Then you have the nerve to tell ME to mind MY business? Bitch, you made it my business when you put your phone on speaker!
I went to the bar for a mug of the good stuff, but the music was so damn loud that I ended up with a Heineken instead of a Yuengling! I love music almost as much as I love beer, but is it too much to ask to hear myself drink?!
I went into Giant for one bottle of salad dressing and ended up searching half the store for it. Nothing pisses me off quite like finally learning a grocery store’s layout, only to have to figure it out all over again.
I don’t know when age gaps between consenting adults became some kind of crisis, but Gen Z seems determined to make them one. If you’re 21 dating an 18-year-old, apparently you’re a groomer now.
I remembered “The C-Note” from Recess for more than twenty years. Rewatching it reminded me why: it spends almost the entire episode building a perfectly good lesson, then pisses it away right at the finish line.
Saxophones screech, tubas sound like industrial accidents, and harmonicas are mostly irritating. I’m running through the world’s wind instruments to see whether any of them have ever actually improved a song. Spoiler: the flute may have saved the entire category.
I know I don’t own October, but if you know how much I care about my birthday, maybe don’t schedule your wedding two weeks before it. Especially when November was right there.
I’m officially entering the war on pumpkin spice on the side of pumpkin spice. It tastes good, smells good, and the people mad about it need to get over themselves.
I don’t care if you need to talk, check your phone, or figure out where you’re going. Just take a few more steps before you stop and block the one place everybody needs to walk through.
I’m tired of anime falling back on the same isekai formula: another world, RPG mechanics, overpowered protagonists, and recycled fantasy tropes. At some point, the genre needs to move on.