Pumpkin Spice is Fucking Good
I’m officially entering the war on pumpkin spice on the side of pumpkin spice. It tastes good, smells good, and the people mad about it need to get over themselves.
Food & Drink
Food & Drink covers bad meals, overpriced restaurants, weird food trends, disappointing snacks, questionable drinks, and all the other ways eating and drinking can turn into something worth complaining about.
If the Mug Ain’t Frosty, Neither Am I
Frosty Mugg has a serious problem with bars serving beer in warm glasses, and he’s willing to get banned over it.
Taco Bell isn’t to blame for the cyclospora outbreak, you morons
Taco Bell has been there for me over the years, and now it’s time for me to return the favor and come to their aid in their time of need.
Dave’s Hot Chicken? More like Dave’s Hot Garbage.
Dave’s Hot Chicken is all heat and no flavor. An honest review by an honest man.
Dear Aldi: Put the nutrition information on your fucking sardines.
Wondering what the nutritional facts are for a can of Northern Catch Sardines in Spring Water from Aldi’s? Yeah, me too.
Chik-fil-A, how could you?!
Chik-fil-A’s new Jalapeño Ranch Club sandwich gave me diarrhea bad enough to put me in the ER.