Welcome to the second action packed, jaw dropping Rantlister Interview. So far we have gotten very positive feedback from our first interview and by positive I mean none-what-so-ever. Seriously? You ungrateful fucks. At any rate, we continue on this week with an interview with one of our most well known list members, Thilo from the Second Best Page in the Universe errr his Village, or whatever the hell he is calling it now. It’s that one with the jizz stain on it. You may not know it by reading this interview (seriously) but Thilo does support Rantlister even if he thinks all the sites listed are horrible (like so many of us do).
1. Why did you start writing?
My first grade teacher told us to.
2. How did you hear about Rantlister?
My first grade teacher showed us.
3. Do you read any of the sites on Rantlister? If so, which one(s)?
No. All those sites are very distasteful.
4. How would you describe your site to someone who has never read it?
Very distasteful.
5. Who let the dogs out?
What bastard let them in in the first place is what I wanna know..
5. Orly?
Norly.
10. If you were stranded on a desert island with Rosie O’Donnell and Sarah Silverman, who would you shoot first?
Sarah Silverman is hot.
11. If you were a mad scientist with unlimited funds and only one day to live what would you do?
I’d find a cure for whatever was killing me tomorrow.
12. What (or whom) do you hate the most?
Hurry this up, I gotta go.
12. What do you mean? This isn’t a live interview. I emailed you the questions. You have all the time you need.
Yeah I know, but seriously, hurry it up.
12. No, you don’t understand. These questions are pre-meditated in an email. Fill them in at your own leisure.
Then how are you responding to me real-time?
12. I had incredible foresight about how you might respond.
Okay, if you’re so smart, what will be the answer to my next question?
12. Grapes.
Grapes.
12. See!
Yeah, fuck you.
