NOTE: This article was originally written by Darth Sarcastico
This iRant comes from our very own forum member Darth Sarcastico.
Now, it’s well known on Rantlister that I am more of a lurker than a ranter, but sometimes things just get so annoying that you have to say something, and this is one of them.
If you know know me, regardless of how much, you”d know I have a very small tolerance for hip-hop, rap, R&B, and all that shit. I could rant all day about how much I hate them, but I’ll stick to one point that just infuriates me as a human being.
It involves a singer whom I have to listen to on repeat at my workplace. Her name is Rihanna, and she is one of the most hypocritical hip-hop artists in the world (I know that it sounds redundant, but I’ll explain).
The first song in the list is called “Take a Bow”, the main point of the song being that someone cheated on her. She, being a PMS’ing female, does not take kindly to this, so she starts pissing on about how big of a cunt this guy is. Sure, you can be upset about that sort of shit, and I’m sure a lot of black kids/idiot white kids want to listen to it. Here’s the fun part, though: The next song.
“Unfaithful” is what really annoys me. The main jist of things here is that she’s cheating on someone. She is doing the same exact thing she was pissing about in the other song. WHAT THE FUCK? If you’re a cheating swine, then fuck… you DESERVE to get fucked around, you stupid whore! Don’t come crying to us when you get fucked over, especially if you like to suck cock behind your partner’s back.
What kind of role model is she? I mean, sure, she sings the stuff she does, which already excludes her from the upbringing of any of my future children, but what kind of message is “Okay, you can cheat on your partner(s), but only if you get cheated on as well”? When I was being brought up, I was taught that two wrongs don’t equal a right. Obviously Rihanna didn’t receive those kind of morals because I am willing to bet her mother is also a spiteful cum guzzling whore.
See, Chris Brown had the right idea. That motherfucker knocked some sense right into her ugly face. You get kudos for that Chris, but your music is still worse then the sound of my bowel movements. Actually, my bowel movements are rad, so you don’t even compare.
In conclusion; Fuck you Rihanna, you whiny little cock gobbler.
