I’m literally rushing to write this the day before, so if we could just pretend I said something really clever and witty here that would be great.
Also, if we could pretend anyone actually read this site, that would be great too.
These are the List updates for Tuesday, September 8, 2026.
Spider-Man 3: Pure Unadulterated Garbage
Forget the “Director’s Cut”, get it right the first time!
Four things that could have improved The Matrix: Reloaded.
Wal-Mart – Employing 82% of the Worlds Failures
Five Names For My Generation That Are Better Than “Echo Boomers”
Drake’s Cheap Bastard Sub-twenty Dollar Holiday Gift Guide
You’re Not Even Fat So Shut the Fuck up
If You Are Fat, Don’t Show it off
A Warning on Middle-Aged Women
Diversity, What A Waste Of Time (Editor’s Pick)
Are you a vegetarian? Fuck you.
Reasons people wear band shirts.
Get over it, Canada’s military does suck
